jennaanne01:

tyleroakley:

troylered:

Please watch it.

So disgusting.

FINALLY. WATCH THIS EVERYONE.

She is my hero

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Reblog if you have fewer than 1,000 followers.

grimalkin-heart:

omgraniaposts:

unmasqed:

beaksunderwings:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

lillianorchid:

wrong-side-down:

god-of-gold:

jennstarkid:

tumblr nobodies, UNITE!!

i think you mean…

ASSEMBLE.

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for once the supernatural fandom didn’t arrive first

I’m proud of you avengers! 

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Are we late?

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We’re coming!

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Rebloging twice cuz it’s so awesome

YAEEEEEAH!

945,655 plays

mishagetsmekilled:

jerk-and-bitch:

wonderfloniumandfezzes:

a-bookworm-in-221b:

superblys:

obiwanlounobi:

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JUST IN TIME.

JUST IN TIME FANDOM.

ALWAYS REBLOG ON TUESDAY

IT’S A LAW

EVERY.SINGLE.TUESDAY.

It’s Winchester Tuesday, friends!!

ewzayns:

ewzayns:

jmeshoran:

jaesama:

when your favorite band has shitty merch
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not anymore

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I take it back

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tyleroakley:

hello—camille:

”[..] and then she came in, and it was like diving into white-water rapids and having no desire to hang on to the side. Throughout shooting, it was wild and exciting. I couldn’t help but try to stay with her, keep pace with her, and not let her get away.”

THEY

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ARE

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SO

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FREAKING

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CUTE

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TOGETHER!

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iamrickyhoover:

mainstreetinternet:

The science witch trials

Amazing

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ashleeta:

Dita von Teese at the 2013 Burlesque Hall of Fame.

PERFECT HUMAN

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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

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Late night garden party, Last minute plans are the best

Late night garden party, Last minute plans are the best

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vaccums:

chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

im vrying

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"“Wolf of Wall Street” broke a record by using 506 F-words. It beat the old record set by my dad trying to set up an Ikea desk." Jimmy Fallon’s monologue, January 6, 2014 (via latenightjimmy)

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towongfoo:

alt-j:

How much does coachella even cost

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221cbakerstreet:

ilvalentinos:

stevemcqueened:

I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.

#the man. the myth. the legend.

my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson


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pieofthelord:

drunk-doctor:

safaribrowser:

 

so um i emailed disney about this sorrynotsorry

You’ve done well

pieofthelord:

drunk-doctor:

safaribrowser:

 

so um i emailed disney about this sorrynotsorry

You’ve done well